• partial_accumen
    16•6 months ago

    If you’re going that far why all the extra steps?

    • plug the sink
    • pour the milk into the plugged sink
    • pour the cereal into the sink with the milk in it
    • stand over the sink and eat the cereal
    • “doing the dishes” means pulling the plug on the sink and washing the spoon
    • @Shou
      9•6 months ago

      I love the internet.

    • @[email protected]
      5•6 months ago

      Do I have to think of everything for y’all?

      • plug the disposal

      • use the disposal to make a cereal milkshake

      • drink the whole sink with a straw

      • eat the straw to keep it out of the landfill

      • fingerblast your butthole the next morning when you need the straw again

      • @Shou
        14•6 months ago

        Nevermind. I don’t like the internet anymore.