• SuperDuper
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    9210 months ago

    If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.

        • @Makeitstop
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          810 months ago

          I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.

        • Flying Squid
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          410 months ago

          Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      1810 months ago

      I’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.

      Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.

      • @HappycamperNZ
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        You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?

        Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          -1810 months ago

          Most woman are bi so I’m sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.

          • @HappycamperNZ
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            210 months ago

            Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…

              • @HappycamperNZ
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                610 months ago

                I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  310 months ago

                  I’m not american either but you’re the only one assuming that in this conversation.

                  What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?

                  • @HappycamperNZ
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                    210 months ago

                    Two I think?

                    Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.

    • Herbal Gamer
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      1710 months ago

      Yeah if I was her you wouldn’t see her outside for a few weeks if I’m honest.

      • @TastyWheat
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        2010 months ago

        Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months, then suddenly releases new single called “Oh So That’s What It’s Like”

    • @Son_of_dad
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      710 months ago

      Check if that asshole is bleached