• SatansMaggotyCumFartEnglish
    18•10 months ago

    I’d fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.

    Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.

    • @HappycamperNZEnglish
      9•10 months ago

      You know, I did have masterbate. Now I’m not sure. Would it be different if she… well, I… had an innie?

      Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFartEnglish
        -18•10 months ago

        Most woman are bi so I’m sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.

        • @HappycamperNZEnglish
          2•10 months ago

          Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan…

            • @HappycamperNZEnglish
              6•10 months ago

              I live in one if the few places in the world that isn’t America

              • SatansMaggotyCumFartEnglish
                3•10 months ago

                I’m not american either but you’re the only one assuming that in this conversation.

                What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?

                • @HappycamperNZEnglish
                  2•10 months ago

                  Two I think?

                  Don’t ask about macas and KFC though… got lots of those.

                  • SatansMaggotyCumFartEnglish
                    1•10 months ago

                    Whatever, it’s all overpriced shit anyways.

                    When it was cheap shit I could justify it.