• @[email protected]
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    10411 months ago

    The French, whenever you see an English word and none of the letters make sense, we stole it from the French.

    • TxzK
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      3811 months ago

      yet another reason to hate the fr*nch 🤢

      • @Jerkface
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        1311 months ago

        What? I thought it was the main one.

        • TxzK
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          311 months ago

          39 people disagree apparently, not counting me. Humour is subjective after all. If anything, forcing your humour to others is even more overdone imo.

            • TxzK
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              510 months ago

              Well I don’t care about your opinion either. We have so much in common 🥴

                • TxzK
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                  310 months ago

                  I may not care about your opinions, but I do care about getting that message to you. It’s called communication btw

    • stebo
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      3011 months ago

      whenever you see an English word and none of the letters make sense

      that just about describes half the English vocabulary

      • @garbagebagel
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        711 months ago

        I recently learned the correct spelling of the word prerogative and I still haven’t recovered.

        • stebo
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          811 months ago

          at least it doesn’t have random h’s like thorough etc.

          • Kiwi_Girl
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            911 months ago

            Burrough turned into burrow and borough, both pronounced differently to brow, rough, trough, thought and through.

            I hate English.

            • stebo
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              511 months ago

              The funniest about this is that I once watched a video on interesting languages to learn and they were like “this language is super interesting because you spell everything the same as you pronounce it”… yeah like any normal language?

              • @trolololol
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                210 months ago

                I understand languages get to change over time and once upon a time edinborough was actually pronounced close to it’s spelling, not the butchered edinbra of today. But why the fuck hasn’t the spelling catch up completely puzzles me, since no other language I’ve heard of has issues to the same degree.

                • stebo
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                  110 months ago

                  Right? If the pronunciation changes, change the spelling too.

        • tkc
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          211 months ago

          Literally said how its spelt though? Am I missing something?

          • @garbagebagel
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            111 months ago

            I’ve always heard it pronounced per-ogative, not prr-ogative

        • @uis
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          111 months ago

          Прерогатива. More spelling for you.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest
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        C’est la vie

        C’est la guerre

        C’est la pomme de terre

        • @[email protected]
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          You leave potatoes out of this. They are literally the food of gods and glorious when fried!

          Edit: I grew up on a farm next to a small river in Minnesota called Pomme de Terre. And due the light sandy soil, it was excellent for growing pomme de terres and sugar beets.

        • Resol van Lemmy
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          211 months ago

          Avec la pomme de terre on fait les frites 🍟

          • @LemmyKnowsBest
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            111 months ago

            This is why they’re called FRENCH fries. Because we’re speaking French.

            • Resol van Lemmy
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              111 months ago

              They’re made in Belgium, and half of Belgium speaks French.

    • @[email protected]
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      410 months ago

      Honestly, the original question was a good one. That snarky reply in the original picture was pretty douchey. There’s a lot of interesting history behind linguistics.

    • @uis
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      311 months ago

      La Marseillaise intensifies

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      111 months ago

      we stole it from the French

      The French invaded England and forced them to adopt their horrific clown language. FTFY.

      • @[email protected]
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        411 months ago

        Actually the Normans, who were Vikings who rocked up in France and caused such a stink that the crown granted them lands in the north to shut them up. 1066 was basically a succession crisis between three cousins vying for the English crown.