• Dr. Wesker
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    378 months ago

    Here I am, barely able to make room for a turd in my ass.

    • Victor
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      118 months ago

      Try more fiber, break that shit up

      • @SeabassDan
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        118 months ago

        Poop knife, or scissors for safety.

          • @mojofrododojo
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            8 months ago

            protip: with creative preparation and carpentry it’s possible to install a sink’s disposal in your tub drain. No more waffle stomping, just don’t stick anything you want to keep into it.

        • @RealFknNito
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          28 months ago

          “You’re focusing on the wrong thing, the wooden spoon is for pasta again!”