• @[email protected]
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    811 months ago

    Yep. Half my family is Jewish, half is Catholic. My dad (Jewish atheist) made me sit through a really long seder once and afterward said he forgot how boring they are. And also didn’t warn me about the bitter herbs lol. Next time we went to a seder it was wayyy more streamlined.

    • Flying Squid
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      1111 months ago

      You can use parsley as ‘bitter herbs,’ which is what we did. Not the most pleasant thing to eat, but not exactly unpalatable. I’ve heard of some people using celery. That feels like cheating.

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        511 months ago

        Celery leaves specifically would probably be what they meant. You can actually use them as a substitute for parsley in cooking!

        • Flying Squid
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          211 months ago

          I think that may be what the idea was, but they definitely meant just regular celery because the conversation, which had happened a couple of times with guests when I was a kid, was along the lines of “why are you using parsley? Celery is so much nicer!”

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            211 months ago

            Isn’t the point to remember bitter times and tears?

            Seems to defeat the purpose.

            I do like that one joke/parable about the 4 rabbis arguing and god chiming in though.

            Cracks me up

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              Isn’t the point to remember bitter times and tears?

              Seems to defeat the purpose.

              Jewish religious workarounds in a nutshell. Here’s two videos from the same dude on the scale of these… shenannigans :

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPYp3lOOOrg

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgM0CzgnZsM

              When they’re already encircling an entire region in wire to claim it’s a house, and also claiming some dude owns all the bread in a country, eating celery seems a bit of a step down in comparison

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                11 months ago

                To be fair, you’re conflating Orthodox (or even Ultra-Orthodox) Jews and Reform Jews, which is kind of like conflating Mennonites (or Amish) to Methodists. Same religion, very different interpretations. The latter being much less medieval in their way of thinking.

                Still no bacon though for most of them.

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              211 months ago

              People are weird. There was a break-off group from the temple in my town because they felt it was too progressive (not about social issues, about Reform Judaism) that my grandfather joined and then complain about them not having services on days when there was a ball game on. Like- “this temple is not religious enough, let’s form a more religious one… but only when baseball isn’t on.”