• PatFusty@lemm.ee
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      Wait, it’s weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend

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        Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.

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      I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.

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        Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.

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      I’ve done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.

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        Thank you, you who are so wise in the culinary clown arts