• @[email protected]
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      I remember in school a friend drank out of a glass vodka bottle. He was always so nonchalant about it too hah

    • @dingus
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      How did you manage to clean out all the syrup

        • @Proxima_Centauri11
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          Yeah, I recommend filling up the bottle about 1/3 to 1/2 full with a good ratio of dish soap to water, capping it, then shaking vigorously! That usually dislodges anything hard to reach, especially like those handle areas.

        • Refurbished Refurbisher
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          Add salt to the mix and then you don’t even need to use a brush.

          Salt + water + dish soap, close the bottle, shake, rinse.

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      Wait, it’s weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend

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        Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.

    • @Voyajer
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      I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.

      • @[email protected]
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        Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.

    • @SoleInvictus
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      I’ve done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.

      • @Feathercrown
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        Thank you, you who are so wise in the culinary clown arts

    • @jaybone
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      What is a meths bottle?

      • @I_Fart_Glitter
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        If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn’t notice. And you’re never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It’s like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.

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        No idea. Definitely not where I store my meth

  • @Sterile_Technique
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    I was in the Boy Scouts when I was a kid. Camping stoves attach to little portable propane tanks - I had a ‘large’ one that was about 1 liter total volume.

    On a campout, I managed to break my water bottle, and about 15 mins after that I ran out of propane.

    Used the pliers in my multitool to pop the valve off the opening (still had an outer lid that screwed on when not in use - made a surprisingly good seal).

    Cleaned it out really thoroughly, and that was my new water bottle for a good year or so.

    The looks of horror were pretty great.

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    My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent’s cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead

    He vomited later that night

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      a small bottle of vegetable

      Was ‘vegetable’ intended to be an adjective for an omitted word here? I can’t think of many vegetables which come in bottles…

    • @RaoulDook
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      That was the jar of poisoned vegetables, what kind of jabroni doesn’t know that?

  • @CyberDine
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    I too am full of microplastics

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    I used an empty wiper fluid bottle as s drinking bottle in a party. It wasn’t the best idea since people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol neat and getting an alcohol poisoning.

    • threelonmusketeers
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      people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol

      Most windshield wiper fluid contains methanol, not ethanol. Methanol is much more toxic than ethanol. A few milliliters can cause permanent blindness, and a few more can be fatal.

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        Those are illegal to sell here. Proper alcoholics here used to drink the strongly denatured ethanol based windshield wiper fluids, but now they prefer the less strongly denatured hand sanitizers.

  • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N
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    I read Genuine as Guinness at first and was suddenly very interested in Hershey syrup

  • bitwolf
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    At ugly sweater parties I put my cocktails into a syrup bottle and dress like an Elf 🙂