• Flying Squid
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      He’s a Mormon. Sex is what matters to them.

      • Admiral Patrick
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        So January 6 should have been sexier? /s

        Edit: I thought this was a fun, snarky comment but after seeing some of the replies, I regret making it 😆

        • Rentlar
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          I suppose he acquitted Trump because the events of Jan 6th weren’t gay enough. Shirtless shaman guy got Sen. Romney slightly aroused but it didn’t quite meet the bar for his tastes. /s

          [Note update: He voted to acquit trump on only 1 of 3 charges]

        • @[email protected]
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          As long as you were only soaking and someone else jump-humped it doesn’t count. That’s the 2nd of God’s loopholes.

        • Flying Squid
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          Mormons of all sexualities have a lot of sex, especially when they’re teenagers. They just repress all of that later and feel super guilty about it.

            • Flying Squid
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              Yep. It’s crazy to think that a person at the time in someone’s life when every single hormone in their body is saying, “FUCK SOMEONE! RIGHT NOW!” is usually going to be able to ignore that.

        • GladiusB
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          Did you keep the magic underwear?

          • @[email protected]
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            No… but I will say, as hideously unsexy as they are supposed to be, there was something really kinky about it. Sinning is my favorite flavor.

      • Billiam
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        I think you mean, the lack of sex is what matters to them. 🤣

        • Flying Squid
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          I don’t know, their five wives and 33 kids might suggest otherwise.

    • Talaraine
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      Baby steps man, baby steps. The fact that one of the has a line is a start.

    • @[email protected]
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      Romney is a never Trumper, this wasn’t the last straw. He is one of the few Republicans in office who has been calling Trump out on all his shady past and present ever since he started campaigning for the 2016 election.