• @[email protected]
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        337 months ago

        Are you implying I can’t pick out bridges or motorcycles? I definitely can, but I won’t do it for you as some kind of sick parlor trick.

        Speaking of tricks, did you know there are singles in your area!

        • @[email protected]
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          7 months ago

          Sexy singles- In my area? Are there any weird tricks they don’t want me to know? Just one would probably work.

          • Lemminary
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            87 months ago

            They can make entire hot dogs disappear! Crazy, right?

            One bite at a time, you sickos. Omg, you pervs.

            • @balancedchaos
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              47 months ago

              …didn’t have to be the mouth. I’m still impressed.