• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    229 months ago

    There’s a better then 50% chance someone wants to fuck you in a half-full subway car.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      159 months ago

      And a 100% chance if you’re on the same half-full subway car as Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        69 months ago

        I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying ‘I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.’

        I’d make an exception to that rule for you ;-)

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          9 months ago

          Yeah, vegans aren’t known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.

          I’ll have you know, though, that while I’m a hippie in the “far left anti-authoritarian pacifist” way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            29 months ago

            Well both the viking and hippie side of you would like my dreaded pubes.

            • @Viking_Hippie
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              29 months ago

              As in dreadlocks or have people bean known to feel dread towards your pubes?

              I’m gonna guess “both” 🤷