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    9 months ago

    The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      229 months ago

      There’s a better then 50% chance someone wants to fuck you in a half-full subway car.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        159 months ago

        And a 100% chance if you’re on the same half-full subway car as Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          69 months ago

          I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying ‘I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.’

          I’d make an exception to that rule for you ;-)

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            9 months ago

            Yeah, vegans aren’t known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.

            I’ll have you know, though, that while I’m a hippie in the “far left anti-authoritarian pacifist” way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              29 months ago

              Well both the viking and hippie side of you would like my dreaded pubes.

              • @Viking_Hippie
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                29 months ago

                As in dreadlocks or have people bean known to feel dread towards your pubes?

                I’m gonna guess “both” 🤷