• @Viking_Hippie
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    1510 months ago

    And a 100% chance if you’re on the same half-full subway car as Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      610 months ago

      I recently got banned from a solar punk community for saying ‘I used to date hippies, but vegan farts are terrible.’

      I’d make an exception to that rule for you ;-)

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        10 months ago

        Yeah, vegans aren’t known for their sense of humor and that goes double for the ones here on Lemmy lol.

        I’ll have you know, though, that while I’m a hippie in the “far left anti-authoritarian pacifist” way, I am not nor would I ever abstain from meat and cheese, so my farts remain glorious! 😁

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          210 months ago

          Well both the viking and hippie side of you would like my dreaded pubes.

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            210 months ago

            As in dreadlocks or have people bean known to feel dread towards your pubes?

            I’m gonna guess “both” 🤷