• Jo Miran
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    1 year ago

    Presents given:

    • Dog - Bone
    • Cat - dead animal
    • Crow - jewelry
    • Bat - Immortality and a penchant for consuming the blood of your enemies.
    • @Anticorp
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      61 year ago

      I’ll take Bat for immortality, Alex.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      51 year ago

      I’ve been feeding roasted peanuts to my local gang of crows for almost two years now. The only present they’ve ever given me is to shit all over my car.