• Porto881
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    7611 months ago

    There has never, in the past twenty years of my life, been a 48-hour period where I did not consume some form of onion and I certainly won’t stop for this lady.

    • @[email protected]
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      1211 months ago

      I once spent 4 days with nothing but a pound of carrots. That was not the best time in my life. Still, yoga wasn’t a priority back then.

      • @Anticorp
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        511 months ago

        I once ate a pound of bacon for dinner. I felt very gross afterwards.

          • @Anticorp
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            811 months ago

            I didn’t expect to feel as gross as I did. The 12 beers that led to the decision to eat bacon for dinner probably didn’t help with my overall feeling of well-being.

              • @Noodle07
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                511 months ago

                We need a control group

              • @Anticorp
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                411 months ago

                Ha! Never again.

                My wife was out of town, and I used to slip into a cascading series of self-destructive decisions whenever I was alone. I quit drinking years ago, and generally make better choices all around nowadays.

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                  Congrats. I did the same whenever my wife was out of town (except the excessive drinking) and it was … not good for me :-D

                  Remember: whenever you’re about to make a bad decision, hold your breath for 33 lunar seconds and think of onions while folding your genitals.

                  • @Anticorp
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                    11 months ago

                    LOL. That’s good advice all-around.

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        • @[email protected]
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          711 months ago

          It was a special diet called “the company went belly up and there hasn’t been a cent paid in three months”. It was very effective.