• mommykink
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    767 months ago

    There has never, in the past twenty years of my life, been a 48-hour period where I did not consume some form of onion and I certainly won’t stop for this lady.

    • @[email protected]
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      127 months ago

      I once spent 4 days with nothing but a pound of carrots. That was not the best time in my life. Still, yoga wasn’t a priority back then.

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            87 months ago

            I didn’t expect to feel as gross as I did. The 12 beers that led to the decision to eat bacon for dinner probably didn’t help with my overall feeling of well-being.

              • @Noodle07
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                57 months ago

                We need a control group

              • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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                47 months ago

                Ha! Never again.

                My wife was out of town, and I used to slip into a cascading series of self-destructive decisions whenever I was alone. I quit drinking years ago, and generally make better choices all around nowadays.

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                  Congrats. I did the same whenever my wife was out of town (except the excessive drinking) and it was … not good for me :-D

                  Remember: whenever you’re about to make a bad decision, hold your breath for 33 lunar seconds and think of onions while folding your genitals.

      • @ikidd
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        • @[email protected]
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          77 months ago

          It was a special diet called “the company went belly up and there hasn’t been a cent paid in three months”. It was very effective.

  • @psycho_driver
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    317 months ago

    High elves, wood elves, dark elves and now yoga elves.

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      7 months ago

      Like a tent, you just keep folding and smooshing it til it fits back in the bag.

      • @Hobbes_Dent
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        77 months ago

        Is there more stuff to go in this bag? There so much room left I feel I’m missing something.

    • @[email protected]
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      37 months ago

      Sounds like you are bragging, but let’s see you try and do even 2 or 3 folds when you are all wet and holding a yoga pose while holding your breath. It’s not as easy as you think.

  • @EisFrei
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    227 months ago

    I thought a lunar second must be way different than an earth second, but the conversion factor doesn’t really change anything at 33 seconds.

    https://lunarpedia.org/w/Lunar_standard_time

    the Lunar second, which is defined as 0.9843529666671 Earth seconds
    
    • @jettrscga
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      127 months ago

      That’s 32 earth seconds when rounded.

      It’s probably the difference between life and death in this scenario.