• @ThePyroPython
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      4311 months ago

      Seagulls are vicious and vindictive bastards.

      • @ChicoSuave
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        3211 months ago

        An amoral, thieving, all-terrain plaguebearer.

        • @[email protected]
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          1511 months ago

          The real winged rats. Pigeons are generally nice enough, seagulls will swoop down and steal your whole basket of french fries out of your hands.

          • @ChicoSuave
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            1111 months ago

            I would never besmirch rats. Rats have compassion and intelligence and humor. If I wanted to compliment a seagull then I would call it a winged rat.

            • @[email protected]
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              911 months ago

              I like rats, and I knew I’d rightly get this response. But a NYC rat would definitely steal a whole pizza from you if you gave it the opportunity.

              • @ChicoSuave
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                711 months ago

                Rats learn behavior and it’s echoing NYC.