• @ThePyroPython
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    439 months ago

    Seagulls are vicious and vindictive bastards.

    • @ChicoSuave
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      329 months ago

      An amoral, thieving, all-terrain plaguebearer.

      • @[email protected]
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        159 months ago

        The real winged rats. Pigeons are generally nice enough, seagulls will swoop down and steal your whole basket of french fries out of your hands.

        • @ChicoSuave
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          119 months ago

          I would never besmirch rats. Rats have compassion and intelligence and humor. If I wanted to compliment a seagull then I would call it a winged rat.

          • @[email protected]
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            99 months ago

            I like rats, and I knew I’d rightly get this response. But a NYC rat would definitely steal a whole pizza from you if you gave it the opportunity.

            • @ChicoSuave
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              79 months ago

              Rats learn behavior and it’s echoing NYC.