Ansel to Lemmy Shitpost • 9 months agothose damn vegans!kbin.melroy.orgimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1914arrow-down156
arrow-up1858arrow-down1imagethose damn vegans!kbin.melroy.orgAnsel to Lemmy Shitpost • 9 months agomessage-square83fedilink
minus-squareIgnotumlink54•9 months agoPlants make oxygen, animals make poop If the vegans win then we’ll no oxygen to breathe, only poop This is the future vegans want
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink27•9 months agoI’d agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•9 months agoI’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
minus-squareRicky Rigatonilinkfedilink6•9 months agoI’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
minus-squareSTONED AFlinkfedilink5•9 months agoComedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?
Plants make oxygen, animals make poop
If the vegans win then we’ll no oxygen to breathe, only poop
This is the future vegans want
I’d agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?
I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.
80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
Imagine this, but with no context
I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?