• @[email protected]
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      188 months ago

      I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.

      80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.

      • robotica
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        118 months ago

        Imagine this, but with no context

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        68 months ago

        I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.

    • STONED AF
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      58 months ago

      Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?