@Delphia to Ask Lemmy • 10 months agoEver made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.message-square41arrow-up191arrow-down12
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareEver made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.@Delphia to Ask Lemmy • 10 months agomessage-square41
minus-square@DelphiaOPlink26•edit-210 months agoI made a very crude one with 2 of my workmates today, but one choked on his coffee so I’m proud of it. “Rougher than being fingered by a brickie” (Bricklayer) for an audience of 2… possibly the wittiest joke ive thought of off the top of my head… for 2 people.
minus-squareguyrocketlinkfedilink-1•10 months agoDood. Bricklayer works with bricks all day which makes your hands (including fingers) rough. It’s a pretty good joke.
minus-square@SpaceNoodlelink0•10 months agoI dunno, I kinda like the idea of being manipulated by a pair of strong, capable hands.
minus-square@SpaceNoodlelink3•10 months agoY’all are gonna flip when you learn about these things called “gloves”
I made a very crude one with 2 of my workmates today, but one choked on his coffee so I’m proud of it.
“Rougher than being fingered by a brickie” (Bricklayer)
for an audience of 2… possibly the wittiest joke ive thought of off the top of my head… for 2 people.
I guess it’s funnier if you know what a “brickie” is
Bricklayer
You must pretty rough to fuck bricks.
Never mind, I guess not
Dood. Bricklayer works with bricks all day which makes your hands (including fingers) rough.
It’s a pretty good joke.
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of being manipulated by a pair of strong, capable hands.
Y’all are gonna flip when you learn about these things called “gloves”
Fuck you must be fun at parties.