• @[email protected]
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      108 months ago

      Yeah but we Americans get to use as many guns as we can carry on our person.

      I guess +guns and -healthcare makes us the glass cannons of the man vs beast challenge!

      • Flying SquidM
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        38 months ago

        You can take on most animals in a fight if you have a gun.

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          8 months ago

          And what if animals have guns + gun training? :D

          I don’t mean necessarily like monkeys, I’m envisioning cephalopods with 8 guns. Or a tiny invertebrate with satellite weapon targeting systems.

          • Flying SquidM
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            28 months ago

            We don’t need guns. We’re developing all sorts of new weaponized ways of using our ink.

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        18 months ago

        … just realized … what if you give the animal/animals +guns & +healthcare, just for fun … ?

        I’m imagining a chicken sitting on the button of a chain gun giving you the sideways stink eye (classic birb tbh).

    • @[email protected]
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      98 months ago

      Lul, imagine thinking you won a fight, but after a while realising the great tit you wrestled with made you go bankrupt & now you have to pay loan interest for the rest of your life.

      • @chiliedogg
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        58 months ago

        We talking about combat or divorce?

      • @Mathazzar
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        58 months ago

        I mean… he won that one. I’d congratulate him on a well played feint as I died from lack of care.

      • @[email protected]
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        58 months ago

        Tbh, that makes Americans fight these predators on more equal grounds than the rest of the 1st world. Most predators have to make the calculus of how starving they are vs what is the potential damage they can take