• SatansMaggotyCumFart
        link
        376 months ago

        Are those the same meetings where you plan the destruction of American cities and the nuclear family?

        • Optional
          link
          336 months ago

          Oh c’mon SatansMaggotyCumFart, you got the agenda notes

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
            link
            176 months ago

            I’m no longer admitted in after the incident with the fish so I’m just trying to catch up.

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              186 months ago

              To your question: Yes they are. And what you did with that fish was practically a war crime. We’ll revisit your membership in 23 weeks at the anniversary.

              RIP Fish, RIP.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart
                link
                116 months ago

                Just by saying it was ‘practically a war crime’ means you don’t think it was a war crime.

              • @haulyard
                link
                106 months ago

                They put it in the microwave at the office, didn’t they?

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          116 months ago

          Yes. Of course. Why don’t you join? We could use some people on the turn-the-friggin-frogs-gay chemtrail planning committee.

    • @Zombiepirate
      link
      English
      336 months ago

      He can cry himself to sleep on his lumpy pillows.

        • @lemmylommy
          link
          106 months ago

          When he said „obviously you don’t have a my pillow“ it must have been so hard not to reply „yes, my pillow is not lumpy“.

        • @Viking_Hippie
          link
          106 months ago

          He sarcastically referred to counsel as “your highness,” answered questions by stating “let me see if I can get this through your thick skull,” and repeatedly shouted, “what is wrong with you?” He repeatedly referred to Judge Wang as “disgusting” while mocking these proceedings.

          What an absolute charmer!

          • mozzOP
            link
            fedilink
            86 months ago

            Tell me you’re so much not a downtrodden victim, that the very concept of a venue where you don’t make all the rules and can’t do literally anything you want, is offensive and confusing to you.

          • mozzOP
            link
            fedilink
            76 months ago

            If you sell non-lumpy pillows, and someone calls your pillows lumpy, you can laugh it off, because they’re wrong. Him cursing and whining about it like a 13-year-old is instant confirmation that yep, they’re lumpy as fuck and he knows it.

        • Hominine
          link
          English
          7
          edit-2
          6 months ago

          What delicious shadenfreude.

    • Jesus
      link
      76 months ago

      And his pillows are too lumpy for the Deep Sleep to reinvigorate him.