• @captainlezbian
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    428 months ago

    People don’t think some guy and his wife look like losers when he’s wearing a fedora. People think a single guy in a graphic tee with a fedora looks like a loser. Go dress sharp, the only people whose opinions of your appearance matter seem to like it when you wear one.

    • Flying SquidM
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      248 months ago

      What about a guy in a graphic tee with a fedora with his wife?

      • @KrankyKong
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        278 months ago

        Depends on how greasy they both look.

        • Hugucinogens
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          128 months ago

          I mean, no matter how greasy they look, they’re together, good for them.

          I think it depends on how shitty they’re behaving.

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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          68 months ago

          From all the sex they’re having? Because you’re there too on the sex tarp?

          • @KrankyKong
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            48 months ago

            Wtf is a sex tarp, and why would anyone need one?

            • @AngryCommieKender
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              8 months ago

              A tarp you have sex on because you’re having a greasy orgy

            • @radicalautonomy
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              38 months ago

              I shared a house with a partner during the pandemic. She was a gusher. So to save having to wash and replace her sheets all the time, she’d lay a dog blanket down any time she was having sex. And we are polyamorous, so she was having a fair amount between me and her two other partners.

              • Flying SquidM
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                58 months ago

                This was way more personal information than I was hoping to get from anyone today.

            • TheLowestStone
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              38 months ago

              Wait a second. You don’t have a sex tarp?