• @jwelch55
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    -58 months ago

    Maple syrup is overrated

      • @Wogi
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        -148 months ago

        Dear Canada

        Your sugary tree blood tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar. Like olives on pizza, the taste taints everything it touches, making the slightest touch of syrup enough to ruin an entire dish.

        Sincerely, all non Canadians

        • @[email protected]
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          208 months ago

          tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar

          What the actual fuck? Have you never tasted maple syrup before?

        • @WalrusByte
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          138 months ago

          Sincerely, all non Canadians

          That’s a little presumptuous

          • @David_Eight
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            48 months ago

            Dudes definitely never been to Vermont, that’s for sure lol.

        • The Assman
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          128 months ago

          Check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector