• skye
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    78 months ago

    i’m going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

    and i’m going to moan and say i’m cumming the next time i’m about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

    • Bob
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      58 months ago

      You could also say, for instance, “I believe the autumn’s coming in late this year”, and what’s he going to do? Stop you?

      • skye
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        28 months ago

        lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he’d say something like “actually i’m pretty sure winter’s coming” before he does

        • @[email protected]
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          38 months ago

          Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man’s got a mind like a steel trap