First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
Haven’t you heard about Cheskers?
That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.
Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
“you’re getting mated”
Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We’re playing tournament rules.
Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
“That move has left me wide open”
“I see you’ve played the Frenchman’s cumsock”
“I’ll shove a bishop in my ass”
I’ll be black this time.
“This isn’t my favorite starting position, but I’ll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage.”
Google it.
Holy hell!
“I normally do this by myself. It’s nice to have a partner.”
That’s exactly how I like my anal beads
Holy hell
You can say anything you fucking want in either context.
i’m going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i
and i’m going to moan and say i’m cumming the next time i’m about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess
You could also say, for instance, “I believe the autumn’s coming in late this year”, and what’s he going to do? Stop you?
lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he’d say something like “actually i’m pretty sure winter’s coming” before he does
Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man’s got a mind like a steel trap
White knight takes black queen.
