Thought I’d try to follow biden from masto after hearing that recent news. This is what the search results yielded

  • @Viking_Hippie
    4•8 months ago

    As POTUS, it is my firm belief that the worst obstacle facing American men today is having hands that are too large to fit into a Pringles can. I will therefore institute mandatory hand reduction for every adult male in America, effective immediately

    Joe Biden, High Priest of Venus

    • gimpchrist
      4•8 months ago

      Shoutouts to Bo Burnham for originally bringing up this enormous topic so we can all share discourse, amen.

    • no banana
      3•8 months ago

      …for everyone but my opponent, whose name rhymes with rump. His hands are almost too small for the pringles can.

      - Joe Biden, dog breeder and magic enthusiast