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Thought I’d try to follow biden from masto after hearing that recent news. This is what the search results yielded
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I could see the old man making his account
“Breeding college? I’m a big supporter of American agriculture.”Are any of these accounts legitimate?
As can be clearly seen by the legitimacy indication hyper checkmark super check, only the last one is legit.
“breed me daddy Biden uwu~”?
I hope you are all happy with yourselves.
Aren’t we all constantly unhappy with ourselves anyways?
I know I am.
No, it’s the other way around
The last one has the verification symbol
No seriously, I the the first is his real account and the second is a Twitter clone
The Twitter clone is just copying his tweets from Twitter. So you can be relatively sure, that the content is also real.
would be really fucking funny tho if they just posted some fake tweets from time to time
As POTUS I will make flushing the toilet on Mondays illegal
- Joe Biden
Some people would believe that.
As POTUS, I am committed above all else to implementing common sense regulation regarding the use and sale of bird makeup.
Joe Biden, Team Jacob
As POTUS, I will by executive order change every man’s name to Jack, and every woman’s name to Jack.
- Joe Biden, Professional skater
As POTUS, it is my firm belief that the worst obstacle facing American men today is having hands that are too large to fit into a Pringles can. I will therefore institute mandatory hand reduction for every adult male in America, effective immediately
Joe Biden, High Priest of Venus
Weird way to spell blahaj
Huh, why would one make up a bird? A reference to the memespiracy theory that birds don’t exist?
listen here bucko
don’t call it a conspiracy theory
it’s confirmed, just do your research
have you ever seen a bird? Like really see it up close?
yah dint think so
I’ve only ever seen a bird up-close to replace its AAA battery.
This guy birds.
This bird, guys.
I… I saved a baby birds life a couple years ago. It passed the baby bird Turing test. Squeek squeek.
Back in the day I used to store a skeleton of one under my bed; twas quite funny when my parents found it. Also, a few of those flew into my face when I was retrieving it. Does that count?
nice try fed
You’ve got it all wrong: it’s an instance dedicated to discussion and advice regarding cosmetics for birds.
This was my first thought. Or just referring to women as “birds”.
What is a potus?
And why would a president use fucking threads but not a normal server? Liability?
because the US loves relying on private companies
President Of The United States
Lol wtf that sounds so dumb
Not as dumb as the SCOTUS (supreme court of the united states)
SCROTUS
Supreme Court Representative Of The United States
Hahaha okay thats worse.
There is also FLOTUS (First Lady of the United States), or if you were me hearing that for the first time, you thought it was a shortened name for Flying Lotus.
It’s putos backwards or something. I don’t know spanglish
Maybe its cause its corporate backed instead of some guys? As in, they have tech support and people to sue.
What is a potus?
It stands for something, like Piece Of Titanic Unethical Shit I can’t remember.
The beauty of the federated platform is that you get to choose the version of the person you want to follow: would you rather follow the President Biden on Threads, or the President Biden on Femboy Breeding College? It’s a multiple choice question.
Of course, it’s probably best if the US government setup their own domain like mastodon.whitehouse.gov if they really cared to have an official account that they have full control over.
Ah, yes, because boys make for the best girls.
Is the “other blonde guy” with his gab network also federated?
