Lexus GS300. Great car to drive. But every fucking thing that went wrong was at least £400. Door check strap? £400. Windscreen wiper? £400. Parking sensor? £400, and all eight of them need doing, and that’s £400 PER FUCKING SENSOR. Everything’s main dealer only. Merc was no better. £600 for a fucking HOSEPIPE. Also tried BMW (bike). Same problem. Had a CANBUS system. I started calling it a CAN’T BUS cos every tiny thing that went wrong shut the entire bike down. Duff indicator? Sorry, won’t start the engine until it’s fixed. Yes that means it’s got to be trailered to the dealer.
No more fancy marques for me, they can all fuck off until I’m a billionaire. I drive Volvos now.
I’m still not quite over it. Whenever the garage tells me there’s going to be a big bill on my Volvo I think OMG how many digits, but then they say something like £150. That’s a big bill? Hahahahahahahahaha.
Lexus GS300. Great car to drive. But every fucking thing that went wrong was at least £400. Door check strap? £400. Windscreen wiper? £400. Parking sensor? £400, and all eight of them need doing, and that’s £400 PER FUCKING SENSOR. Everything’s main dealer only. Merc was no better. £600 for a fucking HOSEPIPE. Also tried BMW (bike). Same problem. Had a CANBUS system. I started calling it a CAN’T BUS cos every tiny thing that went wrong shut the entire bike down. Duff indicator? Sorry, won’t start the engine until it’s fixed. Yes that means it’s got to be trailered to the dealer.
No more fancy marques for me, they can all fuck off until I’m a billionaire. I drive Volvos now.
I’m still not quite over it. Whenever the garage tells me there’s going to be a big bill on my Volvo I think OMG how many digits, but then they say something like £150. That’s a big bill? Hahahahahahahahaha.
Fuck luxury cars for this exact reason