• Rhaedas
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    A fleet/company car. A Chevette. I pressed the accelerator to the floor, the engine went “huh? you want what?”

  • itchick2014 [Ohio]
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    178 months ago

    I once had a loaner from a dealer that was a Dodge Caliber. Ugly as sin and the transmission was definitely on its way out. That car was just a struggle. It was a reminder why I will never buy a Chrysler product.

    • @Jarix
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      I am not defending that car.

      Not good practice to use a loaner or rental as a reference. People drive those like they are trying to break them. And dealers will use a shitbox as a loaner because it is a shitbox

      • itchick2014 [Ohio]
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        48 months ago

        This was an unofficial loaner that was for sale as a used car by the dealer…so they were actively trying to sell it.

        • @Jarix
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          Like i said im not defending that car, was meant to be general advice.

          I work for an autoparts company processing returned parts. Im the guy that inspects and rejects (if thats even worth noting).

          If they were willing to use it at all as a loaner, it was probably a problematic vehicle. Even the highest quality vehicle will have some units that someone didnt put together well. Dodge is not a top quality builder to start.

          But that all aside im very happy to hear you wont be buying one anytime soon

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        I test drove one when they first came out. The salesperson was telling me about the continuously variable transmission, and how revolutionary it was.

        “It’s a new technology? From an American car company? In it’s first model year? Ok, no thank you.”

        • @[email protected]
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          “New technology” is just asking for trouble. Always wait till 3rd or 4th gen if you want all the kinks worked out, especially if it is something expensive like a car.

  • @Tyfud
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    1994 Ford Taurus.

    I went over a speed hump at 5mph and the whole engine fell out of the front.

    Apparently it’s not supposed to do that.

    • commandar
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      78 months ago

      The transmission in those things is an amazing level of suck, too. It’s this bizarre automatic manual thing that’s just awful to drive.

      • @CaptainPedantic
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        Porsche measures their automatic gear changes in milliseconds. Smart measures them in geologic time scales.

        I truly don’t understand why they didn’t put a CVT in those 2nd generation cars (the ones sold in North America). It’s the perfect application! Small car, not a lot of power, efficiency minded.

        • @StaticFalconar
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          If the smart car was made today it probably would have a cvt. But an extremely budget car back then, cvts weren’t as common.

      • @EvilLootbox
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        They’re not so bad if you drive one often enough. I had one for five-six years and drove it only in tiptronic, shifting while lifting off the gas. In automatic mode yeah it’s dog.

        This was the gas version that needed premium fuel. I drove it daily on the 401 for awhile. Was the first car I had that absolutely required winter tires, was undrivable in snow/ice without.

        I thought it was a decent enough car, got it barely used very cheap due to it’s wild depreciation which was a good thing, until it started needing serious work that made no sense to do. At the end it was worth as much as a new set of tires for it, as in nothing.

  • @[email protected]
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    Jeep. All of them. Rickety. Not built well. Terrible gas mileage. Bad on highways. Bad on city streets. I literally got bruises on my butt on an off road trail in one of them. Just absolute shit cars.

    • Bad_Engineering
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      They’re terrible street cars but offroad there’s really nothing more capable unless you plan to custom build a rig. If you want a smooth ride offroad it will be way to soft for on the road and vice versa. Jeeps from the factory are designed on a compromise between the two so they’re not really good at either. The build quality on modern jeeps is absolutely terrible though and the majority of jeep owners never use them for what they’re intended for so I generally agree with you. But ride in a jeep that’s properly setup for strictly offroad driving and you’d be amazed.

      • @[email protected]
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        58 months ago

        Are Land Cruisers not a thing in the USA? Because they are the ultimate off-road vehicle.

        I’m sure you have the Hilux and there is no place where I’d choose to take a Jeep over a Hilux.

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          I don’t think they are available in the US but the Suzuki Jimny is the perfect off-road vehicle for me.

          It’s an extremely fun vehicle to drive!

          • @[email protected]
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            We call that car the “Sierra” in Australia. Perfect beach/dune car. Not ideal for rougher terrain, though. In fairness, the biggest thing it has going against it is the narrow wheelbase. It doesn’t fit right on the tracks made by all the other 4x4’s. If all those tracks had instead been made by narrower vehicles, it might not be so bad.

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        Nothing more capable provided it’s a Wrangler and one of the newer higher spec ones where they actually give you functional equipment like 37" tires and lockers. The old ones were build with crappy parts that needed to be swapped out before they could be truly capable and the entire rest of their lineup is pure garbage both on and offroad.

      • @[email protected]
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        28 months ago

        A coworker bought a Jeep and I said “Oh wow, Jeeps are great vehicles! …unless you drive them on roads.”

  • @proudblond
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    Ooh man, I’ve driven a lot of rentals for work…

    I hated hated hated the Nissan Cube. Thankfully the check engine light came on within two hours of me picking it up so I got to swap it.

    But I think the one that takes the cake is actually a vacation rental car. My husband and I rented a car when we went to Belgium. It was an Opel Corsa. It struggled to even reach the speed limit on highways and definitely couldn’t go above it. The funniest thing was that all the Audis and BMWs in Belgium didn’t even bother to tailgate us; they saw us ahead of them and moved over to pass well before they got to us. They knew. That thing was hilariously bad at being a car. I was also a new stick shift driver and it was very difficult. We then went to Switzerland where we got a VW Polo and suddenly I got a whole lot better at driving stick, lol.

    • @AtmaJnana
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      Hahaha. A rented Opel was what came to mind for me as well. Followed by Plymouth Crossfire and Chevy HHR.

    • @Ensign_Crab
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      Thankfully the check engine light came on within two hours of me picking it up so I got to swap it.

      And wouldn’t you know it, the check engine light was because of a loose gas cap. How could that have happened?

    • @Leviathan
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      Why would they tailgate you at all if they could pass you? Is this common somewhere?

      • @[email protected]
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        Some people just like being a dick instead of getting on with their lives. My answer to those people is to slow down until they pass, and it’s fairly common that I get under 10mph and think I’m actually going to have to stop before they get the hint.

      • @proudblond
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        I guess what I meant was, they were so aware that we were lamely going as fast as we could (not very) in the slow lane that they managed to move over in plenty of time even when they were going way (way) faster than us and had to merge into other traffic. No one ever seemed to get stuck behind us unable to pass. I chalked it up to their very high awareness of our very shitty car, lol.

  • @LOLjoeWTF
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    I rented a 2020 Mitsubishi Outlander in 2022 and it was amazing how unresponsive it was. It’s a small SUV with the engine of a hamster. It has a “sport mode” that really struggled to get me up some hills in Colorado.

    Also, the rubber seal for the door, on 3 of the doors, was constantly feel off and could be worn as a second seatbelt.

  • @[email protected]
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    A Ford Expedition from a car rental place. It felt like driving around a ten ton brick through molasses. It was the least responsive and awkward shit box I’ve ever had the displeasure of piloting. It was so bad I literally drove to the nearest rental place to exchange it for a smaller car.

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      This was my first car. Iirc it had a 5.2L engine with ~160hp.

      The brakes were so squishy I thought they were out when I drove it first.

      I sold it for $300 when it needed a $1200 tune up.

  • @PrinceWith999Enemies
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    A 1971 Chrysler Newport.

    The thing was a boat. You’d hit a bump in the road, and the car would act like you crested a wave and bob front to back a few times. It was wider than most pickup trucks and probably heavier. Not only could it not fit in most parking spots, it could hardly fit in some lanes. Required leaded gas, which was getting hard to find at that point. If you needed to go uphill you had to build up speed because you would slow down, even with the gas pedal floored.

    The best part is that when I finally brought it in for service, the mechanic came out and said “You’ve been driving that thing??” Three out of four motor mounts had broken and the last one was about rusted through.

    It did have an 8-track though, and came with a bunch of Elvis tapes.

    I hated Elvis, but did manage to find an 8-track of Peter Paul and Mary.

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    Chevy Suburban. I volunteered to drive for a university course field trip and it’s what I got stuck with.

    • Unresponsive fatass brick of a vehicle. I mean, come on, a minivan has more cargo space and the same passenger capacity without three light aircraft worth of inertia.
    • Dashboard sucked. It took me a solid three minutes to find the button shifts. (I know these can be done well - Honda does them right - but the PRNDL was fucking laid out in a thin row at the side of the dashboard. Huh?)
    • Overtaking damn near anything would redline the (very new, less than 10k miles) engine.
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      My uncle owned an 80’s suburban. That thing was an absolute tank… and not in a good way. The steering had so much play in it, you had to turn the wheel about 45 degrees for there to be any input.

      A fedex truck actually ended up t-boning him, and the truck flipped. He was fine. Suburban wasn’t. Probably for the best.

    • @Zak
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      Overtaking damn near anything would redline the (very new, less than 10k miles) engine.

      While this suggests it might have been underpowered, how high the engine revs during acceleration in a modern automatic transmission vehicle is determined by software that operates the transmission and the driver’s control inputs, not how old the engine is. The designers of the car probably decided that was the best way to deliver the performance you asked for. They may even have been correct in that assessment.

  • @andrewta
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    Hyundai Sonata 2019 seats are hard as hell. Rear view mirror is way to low.

  • BlackRing
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    Chrysler 200 as a rental after someone smoked my Civic, and I waited to get a new one.

    The car was… Jiggly? Like the suspension was unsettling, the brakes needed getting acquainted with lest you rear-end someone, and the steering had too much play. It wasn’t enough play to convince me something was wrong, it was just shit quality.

    No power. At all. Getting on the freeway was an adventure in noise and hope. Everything lagged. Fuel economy was garbage too.

    Looked stupid. And my Civic si that replaced it, the econobox with a hot engine, had a luxury interior in comparison, which is saying something.

    Horrible car to add to a horrible week.

    • Jimmybander
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      Anecdotally, our 2013 Elantra was a fantastic car. It had not one mechanical defect. We sold it to buy an Odyssey, but I believe it would have kept rolling to today.

    • @HootinNHollerin
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      Ah yes the ol ‘take er for a spin’ and it hears ’take er for a sin’

  • Blaster M
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    Chevrolet Cavalier. A good engine (L61)… but that’s all. Literally everything else was ultra cheap and broke.

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      I had one of those too, was my first car. Got to 280,000km on it (had to hit the dashboard for the digital odo to appear), pretty much every feature was broken from the clock on the radio to the rear defroster and the A/C but it kept rolling. Until someone T-Boned me at like 30km/h coming out of a parking lot and absolutely OBLITERATED it. Such an unsafe vehicle

      • Blaster M
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        Ah, yes, I had to do the same thing to get my dash lights to turn on. Had to bop the top of the dash in the right spot. Eventually, I had enough and took apart the dash to put conductive grease on the instrument lights.

  • Lux
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    2021 gmc Sierra, cant see shit in front of you