• @Majima
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    262 years ago

    I can slap people over TCP/IP

    • NettikaOP
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      262 years ago

      Doing so causes your internet service to cut out for several hours.

      • @riodoro1
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        172 years ago

        I’d still use it occasionally.

        • @SuddenDownpour
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          82 years ago

          I’d still use it all the time. Losing internet for a while sucks, but letting someone you’ll never meet express their wrong opinions to equally unimportant strangers on a fake place for fake internet points without consequences???

      • Roundcat
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        62 years ago

        Slap people wirelessly, and get a break from the internet to cool off? sign me up.

      • @Majima
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        52 years ago

        Still worth it

      • @DandomRude
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        32 years ago

        …and your provider slaps you with a hefty bill.

      • Capt. Wolf
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        2 years ago

        Is it just the service I was using at the time to perform the slap, or all internet access is closed to me? Also, is it computer based only, or could I potentially buy 20 burner phones to slap the shit out of someone? What about VPNs?

      • @MBM
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        22 years ago

        So you can go outside and calm down from therandom internet argument, good call

    • @[email protected]
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      72 years ago

      Being the first known human to fully interface with a machine also leads to the discovery of cross-platform illnesses.

      You are the first human to experience the effects of a backdoor trojan firsthand.

      • @Majima
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        32 years ago

        Trojan can’t communicate with host, still a win