• @Whelks_chance
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    There’s literally food in restaurants in London and if you eat it a dude rocks up and informs you it’s like £15 to eat it.

    I’m not sure what you expect here. A charitable or government service to provide you with deck chairs for free?

    • @agent_flounder
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      Right? Like someone is going to put a chair or bench in a public space like a park. Ha! Call it a “park bench” or something… and let people sit on it for free?? Ludicrous! It’ll never happen! /s

      That’ll be £1.00 for reading this response. Please advise where to send the invoice.

      • lad
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        166 months ago

        I upvoted after reading the first half and then read the second and wanted to upvote again 😂

        also

        I hereby entitle agent_flounder to reading this response gratis as a payment for reading their comment

        • Rhynoplaz
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          86 months ago

          I wasn’t going to vote at all, so I went ahead and put another one on to cover your second.

    • @[email protected]
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      516 months ago

      I’m my local park there are hammocks that the local government puts up each year.

      Benches, hammocks, flowers, swings and a free open air gym is provided as part of the tax we pay to the city

      I know that you are just a rightoid moron but I just want to make clear that having nice parks that people want to spend time in is not a new and weird concept.

      • HubertManne
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        96 months ago

        No hammocks here but even in the small parks they put in one device to do a variety of excersises and in the larger ones there is like a circuit of various things. They are all static type things to help with calisthenics but are pretty neat.

    • @guy
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      266 months ago

      Free outdoor seating is extremely common though, it’s not that far fetched it could apply to deck chairs too

      • @samus12345
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        56 months ago

        The first half’s snark makes it seem serious, but the second half seems like sarcasm.

    • @[email protected]
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      126 months ago

      15? That’s it! Where is this good deal?

      The only reasonable food while out and about was supermarket meal deals when I went to visit a few years back.

    • @RagingRobot
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      116 months ago

      This must be the guy who charges for the chairs lol