The Picard ManeuverM to memes • 10 months agoWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?imagemessage-square90arrow-up1646arrow-down132
arrow-up1614arrow-down1imageWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?The Picard ManeuverM to memes • 10 months agomessage-square90
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPMlink131•10 months agoSo you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•10 months agoMaybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
minus-squarePennyJimlinkEnglish19•10 months agoWho knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
minus-square@Grimylink12•10 months agoOnly if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
minus-square@Viking_Hippielink4•10 months ago It won’t become sentient in your kitchen. Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•edit-210 months agoIf your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible. But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•edit-210 months agoQuery: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•10 months agoStatement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
He’s definitely up to something.
Frakkin’ toasters.
Brave little guy
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
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