Those calls came after numerous media outlets reported potentially identifying biographical information about the woman, including her job and the neighborhood she called home. Fox News Jesse Watters highlighted the juror’s details while reading through public pool notes about the selected members. “This nurse scares me if I’m Trump,” Watters said.

  • @EdibleFriend
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    I’m dead fucking serious. If you had to pick that total fucking caricature of a mob boss or Trump to run this country. Hand to fucking god which one do you choose.

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      Fat Tony without even a fraction of hesitation. It’s actually difficult for me to think of many people, real or fictional, I’d choose Trump over. I’d rather have Skeletor.

      • Cosmic Cleric
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        I’d rather have Skeletor.

        Would make for an interesting watch, seeing his run for the presidency.

        • @samus12345
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          107 months ago

          He’d be rejected by both parties, though. Too evil for Democrats, not evil enough for Republicans.

          • Cosmic Cleric
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            The debates would be a sight to see though.

            • @samus12345
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              Nobody could accuse Skeletor of being low energy! Nyeh-heh-heh!

              • Cosmic Cleric
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                27 months ago

                I’d love to see Trump say something so batshit crazy, and then see Skeletor respond to that like how he does with other things that he feels are so insane and drives him crazy.

            • @Burn_The_Right
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              27 months ago

              “Welcome to the Skeletor/Biden debate! On this side of the stage, we have the ancient skeleton whose sunken, glowing eyes strike terror in his enemies… and on the other side we have Skeletor.”

      • @TheJims
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        Fat Tony isn’t crippled by personality disorders

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        the only maybes are like biden Hitler netenyahu.I’d choose Mao in a heartbeat. id consider pol pot (and I wear glasses)

    • @Soggy
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      97 months ago

      Johnny Tightlips as Press Secretary.

      • @samus12345
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        67 months ago

        I ain’t sayin’ nuthin’.

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean, Fat Tony actually cares for his people. If everyone were his people, he might actually be a real good guy…

    • @[email protected]
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      I would choose the protagonist of any of the ‘yakuza’ games over either leading presidential candidate.

      • @Doof
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        I mean, yah? They are written as criminals with hearts of gold.

          • @Doof
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            17 months ago

            It’s just an odd one to mention because, obviously.

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              but its not. a lot if criminals ive met were good people. none of the politicians ive met (mostly house and state level) didn’t immediately trip every single alarm in my head.

              • @Doof
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                Yakuza is fiction. The characters are not realistic. No I don’t think criminals are constant evil or some other binary view of a human being. Though unlike the games I don’t know each of them individually like I do the yakuza protagonists.

                • @[email protected]
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                  well, as someone who’s met a good handful of politicians and lots of criminals? the criminals are usually better people, never, so far, worse ones. yes I’m including meth head Nazis, in and out if congress, in this.

                  • @Doof
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                    I’m not really sure what this conversation is. I just thought saying you would rather an Yakuza protagonist was just an obvious better choice since the way they are written. I wasn’t trying to start a conversation about “criminals” in real life.

    • @Daft_ish
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      Shut your God damn month. If I’ve learned anything from Trump it is ‘ask and you shall revieve.’

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        given “revieve” is not a word, your response is perfect, even if you did make it with your “month”.

        If you cared what you said, you wouldn’t have these problems