• Pennomi
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    1858 months ago

    I have never once called my dog “sir”. This is a sensationalized headline to the maximum.

    • @EdibleFriend
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      8 months ago

      Trump stood up to early and a judge, politely, asked him to sit back down. Trump did so without bitching.

      This actually made the news.

      Edit AND NOW ITS A TOP STORY HAHAHAHAA

      • @[email protected]
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        528 months ago

        To be fair Trump doing literally fucking anything that someone other than Vladimir Putin asked him to do, without bitching about it, is incredibly newsworthy. In fact I’m not sure it’s ever happened before.

        • @EdibleFriend
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          So…thats why we are seeing this as a news story? The title is just a red hearing to lead us to how trump didn’t complain during a mundane court activity?

      • Lung
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        228 months ago

        Man must be sweet for Trump’s pr team who can just take the day off and go suck each other off instead. Another media cycle secured

      • @[email protected]
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        68 months ago

        If he really was clicking his tongue as he walked out of the court, that’s what my MIL started doing as her Alzheimer’s dementia started getting bad.

        • @EdibleFriend
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          TRUMP CLICKED TONGUE! TO TEH FRONT PAGE1! 1

    • @I_Fart_Glitter
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      308 months ago

      I call my cat “madam” kind of a lot. But she’s very fancy.

      • @june
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        148 months ago

        I call my cat sir all the time. I also tell him to get a job all the time.

        • @meco03211
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          88 months ago

          When my dog is acting up I tell him he’s adopted. Sometimes it backfires though cause he just looks happy at the fact.

    • @techt
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      268 months ago

      Wow do you even respect your dog?

      • GladiusB
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        18 months ago

        You don’t have a dog do you?

    • @[email protected]
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      108 months ago

      You don’t? I call mine Mr. Floofers, Señor Flooferson and, around St. Patty’s day he wanted to be Shamus O’Floof. None of those are anywhere close to his actual name.

    • @SPRUNT
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      88 months ago

      After only a few years, my dog has been knighted, has an honorary doctorate, is a king, and occasionally a monsignor. He also has a deep lineage on both the Floofington and Sheddingsworth lines.