Also, take it from a squid- clams don’t meditate. They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      387 months ago

      You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          147 months ago

          Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.

          • @postmateDumbass
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            The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.

      • @jaybone
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        37 months ago

        Nah, they’re on instaclam.

    • neoman4426
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      37 months ago

      Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there’s a whole expression about it

    • @[email protected]
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      37 months ago

      Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen