• @DevCat
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    525 months ago

    Follow the link in the article to his rant about Master Lock. WTF? How is this person allowed three feet away from his caretaker?

      • @LEDZeppelin
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        255 months ago

        Fucking Fox News.

        “President Trump is campaigning in Wisconsin today. He will be in Michigan. Nothing on Biden’s schedule”

        Yeah. He is busy running the country. Not golfing most of his time on taxpayers dime like Cheato here

        • @numberfour002
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          525 months ago

          Translated for the hard of hearing:

          Master Lock closed down. I used to use Master Lock all the time when I was a little child.

          I take mashter-lacka goomp een naste lots a naste liddum puzzles yah puddum.

          • Icalasari
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            185 months ago

            Holy fuck, with any luck he ends up brain dead by the time debates roll around and the GOP eat themselves alive infighting to replace him last minute

            Because that honestly looks like a real possibility

            • @DontRedditMyLemmy
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              -105 months ago

              Zero chance he participates in a debate. Honestly, Biden sounds like rigor mortis is starting to set in too. Pathetic situation we have. Sure would be wild if one of them dropped out in the last few months and let some youngin onto the top of the ticket. That one would definitely win, red or blue. Trump would never cede the power, so the only way Trump gives up is significantly failing health or jail. Hoping Biden does the right thing.

              • @Tyfud
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                55 months ago

                Which Biden speeches are you seeing?

                This sounds like some bullshit both sides are equal crap.

                Biden is far, far more coherent than trump. It’s Biden old too? Yeah, but they’re not the same. Not even a little.

                • @[email protected]
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                  45 months ago

                  Biden sounds better and he’s battle a speech impediment his whole life.

                  Trump is starting to sound like my gramma in her last years.

                • Queen HawlSera
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                  25 months ago

                  The whole “Biden’s senile!” is just the new version of “Buttery Males!”

          • @Coach
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            95 months ago

            Puzzles?? I thought Master Lock made…well, locks?

        • @CharlesDarwin
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          05 months ago

          I almost want someone to ask a followup - did Masterlock used to make some kind of lock-picking set for kids?

      • @jordanlundM
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        115 months ago

        Sounding too crazy and miming a blow job…

      • Optional
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        65 months ago

        Teh googlez demand moar moneys!! Eat Ads nao!

      • AmidFuror
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        95 months ago

        I agree with you, but you don’t have to add the same comment to a bunch of posts. Try to customize them to include specific reasons relevant to each topic.