• @LEDZeppelin
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      252 months ago

      Fucking Fox News.

      “President Trump is campaigning in Wisconsin today. He will be in Michigan. Nothing on Biden’s schedule”

      Yeah. He is busy running the country. Not golfing most of his time on taxpayers dime like Cheato here

      • @numberfour002
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        522 months ago

        Translated for the hard of hearing:

        Master Lock closed down. I used to use Master Lock all the time when I was a little child.

        I take mashter-lacka goomp een naste lots a naste liddum puzzles yah puddum.

        • Icalasari
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          182 months ago

          Holy fuck, with any luck he ends up brain dead by the time debates roll around and the GOP eat themselves alive infighting to replace him last minute

          Because that honestly looks like a real possibility

          • @DontRedditMyLemmy
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            -102 months ago

            Zero chance he participates in a debate. Honestly, Biden sounds like rigor mortis is starting to set in too. Pathetic situation we have. Sure would be wild if one of them dropped out in the last few months and let some youngin onto the top of the ticket. That one would definitely win, red or blue. Trump would never cede the power, so the only way Trump gives up is significantly failing health or jail. Hoping Biden does the right thing.

            • @Tyfud
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              52 months ago

              Which Biden speeches are you seeing?

              This sounds like some bullshit both sides are equal crap.

              Biden is far, far more coherent than trump. It’s Biden old too? Yeah, but they’re not the same. Not even a little.

              • @[email protected]
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                42 months ago

                Biden sounds better and he’s battle a speech impediment his whole life.

                Trump is starting to sound like my gramma in her last years.

              • Queen HawlSera
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                22 months ago

                The whole “Biden’s senile!” is just the new version of “Buttery Males!”

        • @Coach
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          102 months ago

          Puzzles?? I thought Master Lock made…well, locks?

    • @jordanlundM
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      112 months ago

      Sounding too crazy and miming a blow job…

      • @CharlesDarwin
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        02 months ago

        I almost want someone to ask a followup - did Masterlock used to make some kind of lock-picking set for kids?