• DoctorButts
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    277 months ago

    Aw I didn’t mean anything bad by it. I know the Supreme Court loves accepting gifts. And what’s a better gift than a free ride in a cool submarine to go see the Titanic?

    • FuglyDuck
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      117 months ago

      can I just say… I can’t imagine a worse death than being stuck in a giant fleshlight-shaped tube with Barret, Thomas, the beer guy… Alito and …uh… the others while descending into the abyss only for it to get wrecked…?

      Like. there’s more painful, and far less sudden ways to actually die. But those last moments? absolute hell.

      • DoctorButts
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        17 months ago

        Well, the moments before then would probably suck too since Clarence Thomas looks like a guy who farts a lot. Not only that, but I bet they are probably filthy nasty vile farts too.

        • @hoshikarakitaridia
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          77 months ago

          Would be a shame if they were pressured into a permanent submarine vacation…

    • @[email protected]
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      37 months ago

      I mean if they didn’t take it the seat would just be empty anyway so it’s not like it’s worth any money