• @AngryCommieKender
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    158 months ago

    Whales, dolphins, porpoises, and orcas are all sea doggos

    • @angrystego
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      78 months ago

      Wait, seals are sea doggos, right? Whales are sea cows.

        • @angrystego
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          28 months ago

          They are called sea cows, but they’re really sea elephants? I hope I’m not terribly wrong.

          • WIZARD POPE💫
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            18 months ago

            Why elephants? I mean whales are not cows just by looking at what they eat. In that way manatees eating mostly sea plants are closer to being cows. Are they not?

            • shuzuko
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              38 months ago

              I think it’s a joke about manatees having evolved from the same land-based ancestor as elephants, making them pretty literally “sea elephants”.

              • WIZARD POPE💫
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                38 months ago

                Interesting. Just like the actual closest living relative to the elephant looks like a malnourished beaver

              • @angrystego
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                38 months ago

                Yes, I was referring to the evolutionary aspects, not the ecological ones :)

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        8 months ago

        Cetaceans evolved from a wolf like creature, not a bovine like one.

        • @angrystego
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          8 months ago

          Did they? Wiki tells me “that cetaceans are phylogenetically closely related with the even-toed ungulates (Artiodactyla)”. So a horse is closer than a cow, but a cow is much closer than a dog. By the way, I like the fact that we’re both angry :)

    • @Sam_Bass
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      8 months ago

      What are dugongs hen?

        • @Sam_Bass
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          28 months ago

          They are similar to manatees but thinner and droopier in the snout. Hang out mainly in asia

          • @AngryCommieKender
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            28 months ago

            Dunno. I said the former were sea doggos because they all evolved from some wolf-like creature

            • @Sam_Bass
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              28 months ago

              yeah i know dugongs could be the “sea cows” too