• @angrystego
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    77 months ago

    Wait, seals are sea doggos, right? Whales are sea cows.

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      7 months ago

      Cetaceans evolved from a wolf like creature, not a bovine like one.

      • @angrystego
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        7 months ago

        Did they? Wiki tells me “that cetaceans are phylogenetically closely related with the even-toed ungulates (Artiodactyla)”. So a horse is closer than a cow, but a cow is much closer than a dog. By the way, I like the fact that we’re both angry :)

      • @angrystego
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        27 months ago

        They are called sea cows, but they’re really sea elephants? I hope I’m not terribly wrong.

        • WIZARD POPE💫
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          17 months ago

          Why elephants? I mean whales are not cows just by looking at what they eat. In that way manatees eating mostly sea plants are closer to being cows. Are they not?

          • shuzuko
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            37 months ago

            I think it’s a joke about manatees having evolved from the same land-based ancestor as elephants, making them pretty literally “sea elephants”.

            • WIZARD POPE💫
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              37 months ago

              Interesting. Just like the actual closest living relative to the elephant looks like a malnourished beaver

            • @angrystego
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              37 months ago

              Yes, I was referring to the evolutionary aspects, not the ecological ones :)