• @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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    649 months ago

    Well then maYBE YOU SHOULDN’T ACTIVATE MY INSTINCTIVE FEAR RESPONSE BY MOVING SO DAMN FAST!

    • @[email protected]
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      399 months ago

      see, jumping spiders understand this. they recognize that we’re effectively gods and their lives are entirely in our hands, so they damn well stand still and try to look non-threatening.

      • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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        229 months ago

        At least they have the decency to try to look cute! House centipedes just come right out with “You can hate me but you’ll never catch me fuckers!” as they damn near burn a track into the floor

      • @[email protected]
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        139 months ago

        Jumping spiders are so cute. I taught my 5 year old to call them “spider bros.”

        He does not know what a bro is.