I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • BoofStroke
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    264 months ago

    Ride smooth not fast has won me some mountain bike races.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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      124 months ago

      I first heard it in the context of carpentry, but I’ve since heard it in kitchens as well.

      • @DrownedRats
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        216 days ago

        Drone racing applies particularly here!