I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
    12•4 months ago

    I first heard it in the context of carpentry, but I’ve since heard it in kitchens as well.

    • @DrownedRats
      2•15 days ago

      Drone racing applies particularly here!