• @[email protected]
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      335 months ago

      He looks better in the right-hand photo because it’s heavily altered. The hairstyle actually appears to be (mostly?) original, but the skin tone was definitely changed. Here it is side by side with the original image (source):

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        15 months ago

        The secret ingredient on the right side is money. That’s the face of someone who sits out on the deck of their private yacht all afternoon, after playing 18 holes at the country club in the morning.

        • @[email protected]
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          285 months ago

          Naw, the guy on the left is real and has a net worth of ~$165 billion dollars. The guy on the right is a digital creation. If money could make Zuckerberg look like the guy on the right, he probably would have done it already.

          • @Cort
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            25 months ago

            Now that someone else has given him the idea he might run with it. I guess we’ll see in the next few years

          • @Daft_ish
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            15 months ago

            I don’t think so. I think there’s some Trump effect going on with with what’s his face. Like all the money in the world won’t cure personal traumas.

    • @[email protected]
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      105 months ago

      He still needs to do something about those dead-fish, soulless eyes…

      Maybe put a beard on them?

      • @I_Fart_Glitter
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        65 months ago

        One of the problems with his eyes is that the sclera are not white, but flesh toned. The same weird flesh tone as his face skin. This gives the impression that his face is paler than it is, and also that his eyes are only as big as his irises.

        • @[email protected]
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          25 months ago

          They are the eyes of an inhuman(e) creature - o-o-oh yeah, the flesh toned thing too:-P.

    • Smuuthbrane
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      105 months ago

      Skin not being the colour of Greek yogurt will do wonders for one’s humanity.

      Maybe Dr Soong was a big Simpsons fan. It was probably still going strong well into the 2300s.

    • @saltesc
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      1. Get natural Vitamin D

      2. Put some product in your hair. Moose, bull semen, wax…

      These are how a freakish nerd suddenly looks normie. Prob the easiest $230K a year PR job you can get, but it took a decade and a while for them to convince.