• @glimse
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    827 months ago

    This is a blog post, not a news story. The real question is: Why is this a blog post and not giant penises drawn on every piece of metal with stainless steel blackener gel?

      • @VelvetStorm
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        197 months ago

        Cool, put a mask on and put your hood up on a hoodie with sunglasses on. You can get this done in under a minute and away you go.

        • @[email protected]
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          77 months ago

          Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love living in SF, but the police hardly give a shit about property crime so you probably wouldn’t even need the mask.

          • Diplomjodler
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            177 months ago

            They probably give a shit when it happens to rich people.

            • @lath
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              17 months ago

              Only when they’re donors.