• @Aeri
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    1297 months ago

    Why is this a news story and not a call to a tow truck company?

    • @glimse
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      827 months ago

      This is a blog post, not a news story. The real question is: Why is this a blog post and not giant penises drawn on every piece of metal with stainless steel blackener gel?

        • @VelvetStorm
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          197 months ago

          Cool, put a mask on and put your hood up on a hoodie with sunglasses on. You can get this done in under a minute and away you go.

          • @[email protected]
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            77 months ago

            Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love living in SF, but the police hardly give a shit about property crime so you probably wouldn’t even need the mask.

            • Diplomjodler
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              177 months ago

              They probably give a shit when it happens to rich people.

              • @lath
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                17 months ago

                Only when they’re donors.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      207 months ago

      SF parking enforcement would have to get involved.

      • @IphtashuFitz
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        197 months ago

        If this was Boston then parking enforcement would descend on it almost immediately.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          97 months ago

          I like that traffic is no-nonsense in Boston. You sit at that light for more than half a second, everyone is honking at your distracted ass. SF or Seattle, morons will just sit there with their thumbs up their asses.