I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:
- never lie.
- never tell the whole truth.
- never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
Directions unclear, I spent a whole afternoon scrubbing the grime off my roommate’s old cast iron skillet and now he won’t talk to me.
You MONSTER! /s