I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • @RizzRustbolt
    0•1 month ago

    I prefer the words of the Dalton Lama: “Be nice. Until it’s time … to not be nice.”